I Am in a Funk...

...and it ain't my fault! Word to Master P! 

No really. I am! Like I am in an unexplainable funk. A I-can't-get-out-of-the-bed-to-go-to-work-so-I-keep-hitting-snooze funk. Something has got to give. 

Please sun come back! PLEASE! 

Please sun come back! PLEASE! 

Where the fuck is the sun? Why has it forsaken us? When did Baltimore decide to become Seattle? How do people live like this? Why do people want to live in a climate like this? For two almost three weeks there has been grey skies and rain. I can not deal anymore! I already have a vitamin D deficiency and this weather is not helping at all. 

So here are some Boonie's tips to beat the funk:

  1. Have an orgasm.
  2. Smile.
  3. Look at old vacations pictures.
  4. Have an orgasm.
  5. Workout. Exercising creates endorphins and endorphins make you happy and happy people don't kill people. (If you can tell me what that is from, we are soulmates.)
  6. Snuggle up on the couch and watch movies.
  7. Facetime a friend in a warm climate and make them show you the sun.
  8. Have a self induced orgasm.
  9. Have a drink.

That's all I've got! Anyone else effected by the gloomy weather too? You have any tips to sane? Sun, we miss you come back!