You Know You That Bitch When...
...you cause all this conversation. Here we are again. Another holiday season is upon us and its another Starbucks cup controversy. Oh, you thought this post was about Yonce. LMAO! Sorry no!
Admittedly I spend way to much money at the Bucks. Never once have I cared about the cup when I order my Venti Chai Latte with soy milk, no water, extra hot! Not one damn iota of a fuck is giving about the damn cup. My drink better be hot and spicy.
I really wished that I cared about something as much as people care about the Starbucks cup. I mean really, imagine having so little to worry about in life that the Starbucks cup is what gets your blood boiling. Not that we have a 50/50 shot at a fucknut being our next President. No thats fine; but Starbucks making a green unity cup is too god damn much! What the fuck is wrong with people?
Last year the Christian fanatics said that my beloved Starbucks was wagging a war on Christmas with the plain red holiday cup. LMAO! Now this year the complaint is Starbucks is brainwashing us with its unity cup. GOOD GOD!
Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz said, “The green cup and the design represent the connections Starbucks has as a community with its partners (employees) and customers. During a divisive time in our country, Starbucks wanted to create a symbol of unity as a reminder of our shared values, and the need to be good to each other.”
Now really, how can someone find issue with bringing people together? I blame the fuck nut running for President. Every thing is his fault right now! The real tea about this all is that this isn't even the prized Holiday cup -- just a limited edition one. They might bust a gasket if they hate the Holiday cup too!
Calm down people! It's just a fucking cup!