Don't Repost! You Aren't Going to Win!
I am here to stop you from looking like a damn dummy on the Internet. Here is a running list of things you will not win just by reposting an Image on your Instagram or Facebook page.
- $5,000 from Oprah
- A new Range Rover
- Two Roundtrip tickets from Jet Blue Airlines
- Any amount of money from any lottery winner that has ever won the lottery in the fucking history of the god damn lottery
- A new BMW
- Two Roundtrip tickets from Delta Airlines
- Any giveaway sponsored by Dave Lackie on Twitter
- Any Instagram Influencer giveaway that directs you to another persons page to follow and then to another persons page to follow (FUCK YOU!)
- $10,000 from Tyler Perry
- Two Roundtrip tickets from Southwest Airlines
- A lifetime supply of Ciroc from Diddy
- $1,000,000 from Tyler Perry
- Student loan repayment from that bitch Sallie Mae and all her aliases
- A college scholarship
- A free iPhone X
I am convinced some of y'all sent an African Prince or two a wire transfer after you got an email from them! Please just think before you repost these hoaxes. Stop the spread of Fake News please!!!!!