Blowjobs, Head, Brain... OH MY!

Some friends were over my house last weekend and naturally we ended up talking about penises. NATURALLY! Penises are fun. Penises are cool, right?

One of my friends was telling me about women who are in their 40s still not knowing how to suck a dick! I mean come the fuck on already. You should have decades of experience laying lips on a dick ma'am. How can you still not know how to properly suck a dick. MY GOODNESS! My friend then showed me an apparatus that is used to help women keep the teeth at bay during the act. MY WORD! 

 UNACCEPTABLE PURCHASE! 

UNACCEPTABLE PURCHASE! 

I am going to try my very best do this with a slight filter, for fear that people might think that this post is dripping in experience. Let me just state my opinion early and firmly...the oral stimulation of a male's penis is extremely important to a relationship. I repeat, the oral stimulation of a male's penis is extremely important. Men always complain that black women view fellatio as unimportant, so I had to put on my researchers hat and see if this claim was true.

I completed a very informal poll with a small sample of 10 black women between the ages of 30-38. All participants in the poll were college graduates, so take that for what its worth, LOL! Out of the poll respondents -- eight (8) confirmed that BJs were important to a relationship. A few quotes worthy of sharing: 

"Hell YES is my answer. All day everyday until my jaws cramps."
"Yes, but I don't think they should be."

Why are they important in the relationship you ask? Because your man, boo, or whoever, loves them and they make him happy; you want to make him happy right?! I remember the moment I knew head was important; I had developed a signal for my bf to use to alert me that I was doing the job right. A simple rub on the nose was used to assure me that I was headed (get it, lol) in the right direction. *lowers head in slight shame* 

So to the ladies who genuinely enjoy orally stimulating and know that it is important to want to please their man, boo, or whoever, keep up the good work! However to those women who don't think it is important, I implore you to go grab your laptop and search Superhead on PornHub.com and watch her go to work, study her technique, and rewind if you have to. 

Then go grab your man, boo, or whoever...throw him down in a chair, get on your knees in front of him, get that confidence up, put a smile on your face, relax your jaw, and get the hell to work! Like Drake, you can thank me later...

AB

P.S. Please do not order that $2 mouth contraption you don't need it!